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danger waits in your garden



'no, no, no. we're eating children back here'

Garden Gnomes are evil.

They sit, waiting and watching as you sun yourself in your back yard, looking for just the right moment to break out of their casing and devour your soul. They may look kind and grandfatherly, but look at those eyes. Their filled with bloodthirsty glee

So be here warned! Garden Gnomes will attack you in your sleep, scurry over your bed and destroy your credit.

But if you're into that, you can rent this troll castle for the weekend


september thirteen : two thousand five